Grandma Moon Jaw is still very upset that Tanya Harding hurt Nancy Kerrigan. Nancy has been nothing but nice to Grandma.
Just last Tuesday Nancy came over with a pint of “Chunky Monkey” to share. We sang nursery rhymes and ate the entire pint on my late husband’s prized bearskin rug. NK got a little ice cream on the tip of the bear’s nose… but it’s okay… She is so nice that it was easy to forgive her!
TONYA HARDING, on the other hand… I’ll never forgive her. She’s a NEFARIOUS RAPSCALLION!
