Month: January 2010

Tanya Harding Cries Because She Is A Nefarious Rapscallion

Posted by – January 31, 2010

tonya-hardingGrandma Moon Jaw is still very upset that Tanya Harding hurt Nancy Kerrigan.  Nancy has been nothing but nice to Grandma.

Just last Tuesday Nancy came over with a pint of “Chunky Monkey” to share.  We sang nursery rhymes and ate the entire pint on my late husband’s prized bearskin rug.  NK got a little ice cream on the tip of the bear’s nose…  but it’s okay… She is so nice that it was easy to forgive her!

TONYA HARDING, on the other hand…  I’ll never forgive her.  She’s a NEFARIOUS RAPSCALLION!

Say “hello” to Grandma!

Posted by – January 13, 2010

Dear Loves,

Welcome to Grandma Moon Jaw’s Blog! Here, you will find all sorts of goodies, goings-on, and even scrupulous pictures of the butter compartment in my Kenmore Model #358 Super Deluxe Refrigerator!  The purpose of this blog is twofold:

  1. To provide you with updates from Camp Moon Jaw. Grandma will also post albums being played on the Camp Moon Jaw stereo… and perhaps even a little review now and again. Members of the family (Uncle Leo, Uncle Charles, Aunt Kaitie, etc.) will be seen posting from time to time.
  2. To entertain you.

Love Always,
Grandma Moon Jaw