Do You think that looks like a sideways monkey? Leave me alone.
Lynn Debeljak || The Fear of Clotheslines
Posted by – February 4, 2010
My friend and housemate Lynn Debeljak is a 64-year old hippyster and a Veteran of the Vietnam War. He has amazing antics. Today he told me about a law that passed in Florida whereby you could no longer hang your clothes out to dry on a clothesline. Afterward, he asked me to look up the “fear of clotheslines”. He wanted to know what you call this type of phobia… 
Vampire Weekend is Yacht Rock
Posted by – February 3, 2010
Those boys in Vampire Weekend need a little dirt under their nails… Yacht Rock hurts.
Jesse Remnant || Billy Matheny
Posted by – February 1, 2010
Jesse Remnant plays bass in Southeast Engine.
Billy Matheny plays keys in Southeast Engine.
They are both phenomenal songwriters in their own write (take me to the punitentiary!)
myspace.com/jesseremnant
myspace.com/billymatheny
Tanya Harding Cries Because She Is A Nefarious Rapscallion
Posted by – January 31, 2010
Grandma Moon Jaw is still very upset that Tanya Harding hurt Nancy Kerrigan. Nancy has been nothing but nice to Grandma.
Just last Tuesday Nancy came over with a pint of “Chunky Monkey” to share. We sang nursery rhymes and ate the entire pint on my late husband’s prized bearskin rug. NK got a little ice cream on the tip of the bear’s nose… but it’s okay… She is so nice that it was easy to forgive her!
TONYA HARDING, on the other hand… I’ll never forgive her. She’s a NEFARIOUS RAPSCALLION!
Say “hello” to Grandma!
Posted by – January 13, 2010
Dear Loves,
Welcome to Grandma Moon Jaw’s Blog! Here, you will find all sorts of goodies, goings-on, and even scrupulous pictures of the butter compartment in my Kenmore Model #358 Super Deluxe Refrigerator! The purpose of this blog is twofold:
- To provide you with updates from Camp Moon Jaw. Grandma will also post albums being played on the Camp Moon Jaw stereo… and perhaps even a little review now and again. Members of the family (Uncle Leo, Uncle Charles, Aunt Kaitie, etc.) will be seen posting from time to time.
- To entertain you.
Love Always,
Grandma Moon Jaw
